[Image: Mulan with her cheeks stuffed full of food. Porridge drips off her chin.]
(404): What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
[Image: Cinderella looking down at her ripped dress.]
(630: I can’t believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt.
[Top image: three panels. Eric talking to Ariel, Aladdin talking to Jasmine, and Philip talking to Aurora.
Bottom image: Andy talking into his phone and looking annoyed.]
(708): Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
[Image: Charlotte from Princess and the Frog in her huge pink princess dress, holding a tiara, and Tiana in her blue gown.]
(760): Just made out with the bride… She was still in her dress and I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how’s that for an album picture?
[Top image: The Barbies from Toy Story 2 having a pool party.
Bottom image: Mr Potato Head, Hamm, Rex and Slinky in a car, staring shamelessly.]
(503): Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
[Image: Belle from Beauty and the Beast singing and turning on the spot.]
(786): you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
[Image: John Smith and Thomas from Pocahontas. Thomas is covered in a blanket and John Smith is laughing as he returns Thomas’s hat.]
(708): I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality.
[Image: Gaston from Beauty and the Beast flamboyantly indicating a wall full of stuffed animal heads.]
(315): he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers… i cant believe i contributed to bambi’s headgear…
[Image: Tiana smiling as she puffs icing sugar over some baked gods.]
(260): I’m going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
[Image: Silhouettes of Ling, Yao and Chien-Po from Mulan. Chien-Po and Yao are sitting on a rock in the middle of a lake, and Yao is pushing Ling off into the water.]
(202): the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool… but i’m sure he’s fine.
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