Photo reblogged from Texts From Disney! with 13 notes
[Image: Gaston from Beauty and the Beast flamboyantly indicating a wall full of stuffed animal heads.]
(315): he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers… i cant believe i contributed to bambi’s headgear…
Photo reblogged from Texts From Disney! with 6 notes
[Image: Silhouettes of Ling, Yao and Chien-Po from Mulan. Chien-Po and Yao are sitting on a rock in the middle of a lake, and Yao is pushing Ling off into the water.]
(202): the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool… but i’m sure he’s fine.
Photo reblogged from Texts From Disney! with 5 notes
[Image: Jessie and Woody fighting during Toy Story 2. Jessie has her foot planted in Woody’s back and is pulling his arm.]
(217): I’m not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck.
Oh man, this is just awesome because Jessie. You wild minx!
Photo reblogged from Texts From Disney! with 25 notes
[Image: Ariel from The Little Mermaid holding a fork and looking manically gleeful.]
(248): Tonight’s trip to the ER was brought to you by, “fork jousting.”
Photo reblogged from Texts From Disney! with 2 notes
[Image: Ariel from The Little Mermaid sitting in a bathtub and blowing bubbles into the air.]
(603): Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Photo reblogged from Texts From Disney! with 27 notes
[Top image: Jasmine looking out through her curtains and speaking angrily.
Bottom image: Aladdin in the snow.]
(443): where are you?
(240): Hypothermia
Photo reblogged from Texts From Disney! with 15 notes
[Image: Quasimodo and Esmerelda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame, sitting on the cathedral roof. Quasimodo is holding Esmerelda’s hand and they are looking deeply into each others’ eyes.]
(540): Don’t judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He’s like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Photo reblogged from Texts From Disney! with 46 notes
[Image: Clopin from The Hunchback of Notre Dame, talking to his hand puppet.]
(502): sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Photo reblogged from Texts From Disney! with 5 notes
[Image: Pocahontas in a canoe, holding John Smith’s hand as he stands on the bank.]
(224): Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Photo reblogged from Texts From Disney! with 19 notes
[Top image: Cinderella in ball regalia, pointing down at one glass slipper.
Bottom image: Fairy Godmother raising a hand warningly.]
(812): Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
(1-812): You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Page 1 of 6