[Image: Gaston from Beauty and the Beast flamboyantly indicating a wall full of stuffed animal heads.]
(315): he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers… i cant believe i contributed to bambi’s headgear…
[Image: Silhouettes of Ling, Yao and Chien-Po from Mulan. Chien-Po and Yao are sitting on a rock in the middle of a lake, and Yao is pushing Ling off into the water.]
(202): the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool… but i’m sure he’s fine.
[Image: Jessie and Woody fighting during Toy Story 2. Jessie has her foot planted in Woody’s back and is pulling his arm.]
(217): I’m not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck.
Oh man, this is just awesome because Jessie. You wild minx!
[Image: Ariel from The Little Mermaid holding a fork and looking manically gleeful.]
(248): Tonight’s trip to the ER was brought to you by, “fork jousting.”
[Image: Ariel from The Little Mermaid sitting in a bathtub and blowing bubbles into the air.]
(603): Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
[Top image: Jasmine looking out through her curtains and speaking angrily.
Bottom image: Aladdin in the snow.]
(443): where are you?
[Image: Quasimodo and Esmerelda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame, sitting on the cathedral roof. Quasimodo is holding Esmerelda’s hand and they are looking deeply into each others’ eyes.]
(540): Don’t judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He’s like the Susan Boyle of sex.
[Image: Clopin from The Hunchback of Notre Dame, talking to his hand puppet.]
(502): sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
[Image: Pocahontas in a canoe, holding John Smith’s hand as he stands on the bank.]
(224): Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
[Top image: Cinderella in ball regalia, pointing down at one glass slipper.
Bottom image: Fairy Godmother raising a hand warningly.]
(812): Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
(1-812): You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
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