On a scale of Princess Fiona from Shrek and Sergeant Calhoun from Wreck-It Ralph how well do you take your fiancé getting eaten at the altar?
"Princess or not, learning to fight is essential." - Fergus DunBroch
And ‘till the day I die, baby, I’ll forever be your man
And I thank you, I thank you (x)
I’ll shout myself hoarse for your supernatural force
By night one way, by day another. This shall be the norm, until you find true love’s first kiss, then take love’s true form.
okay i need to talk about an issue
so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd
and how it had this:
and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell
and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them
and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner
we need to talk about this.
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