DON’T JUDGE ME!!! I used to watch it when I was little with my grandma. Now I watch it when I’m sick. It’s a good show. I don’t care!
Anyway, there are four ladies and four houses so this should work well. And for once Slytherin won’t have a villain.
Sophia- I’m going to be honest here. This is a totally biased placement. I relate the most to Sophia and this is my house so here she goes. But she is pretty damn bold, and the grand master of sass. She’s not afraid of anything, except the Shady Pines Retirement Home.
Dorothy- Dorothy is a teacher, she is super witty and loves intellectual discussion. It also seems like a really Ravenclaw thing to hit a dumb friend over the head with a newspaper. They couldn’t stand such foolishness. She would thrive in Ravenclaw Tower.
Rose- Okay, I’m sorry ‘puffs I did indeed give you the dumb lady. She is really quite stupid BUT she has the kindest heart out of all of them and she is a very hard worker. She is always volunteering to help others in need Don’t feel too bad.
Blanche- Don’t be upset that I gave you the slutty one. She is a sure fire charmer. She wants the best in life. This Southern Belle can be a bit ruthless and harsh at times but she remains true to her friends. She is bold, assertive and elegant. She would be the Slytherin Queen.
Hogwarts Houses and each landscape
“This may surprise people, but it is the truth. In many, many ways, Hufflepuff is my favorite House. There comes a point in the final book where each House has the choice whether or not to rise to a certain challenge… The Slytherins, for reasons that are understandable, decide they’d rather not play. The Ravenclaws: some decide they will, some decide they won’t. The Hufflepuffs, virtually to a person, stay – as do the Gryffindors. Now, the Gryffindors comprise a lot of fool-hardy and show-offy people. That’s just the way it is. I’m a Gryffindor, I’m allowed to say it. There’s bravery and there’s also showboating, and sometimes the two go together. The Hufflepuffs stayed for a different reason. They weren’t trying to show off. They weren’t being reckless. That’s the essence of Hufflepuff House. Now my oldest child, my daughter Jessica, said something very profound to me not very many days ago actually. She said to me – and she, by the way, was not Sorted into Hufflepuff House – but she said to me, “I think we should all want to be Hufflepuffs.” I can only say to you that I would not be at all disappointed to be Sorted into Hufflepuff House. So I’m a little upset that anyone does feel that way.” -Jo Rowling
Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
Felix- Hufflepuff 7th year
hardworking and loyal.
Tamora- Gryffindor 6th year
brave and passionate
Ralph- Slytherin 7th year
will and drive
Vanellope- Slytherin 1st year
will and drive
Turbo-Slytherin 7th year
will and drive
Remember, not everyone in Slytherin is evil. Slughorn wasn’t, and Snape was the bravest man Harry ever knew.
But since Slytherin is the house of will, it made sense for Ralph and Vanellope. They wanted new lives and they were going to do what it took to get them, no matter what the costs.
Tamora fights giant, metallic, man-eating bugs for a living. Need a further explanation?
Felix is hardworking and very loyal, like when he stays byTamora. He’s also the NICEST GUY ALIVE!!
(Though I wish I could put Tamora in Slytherin, because I REALLY ship a hufflepuff with a Slytherin.)
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you’ve a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.
HEHEHE so I saw your post about which Hogwarts houses various fictional characters would be in and I agree with everything you said :D I like the idea of Ralph being like Snape, sorted in Slytherin at first, but a Gryffindor at heart kind of thing… Maybe… Tammy could probably go either way with Gryffindor or Slytherin, but I’m leaning more towards Gryffindor for her. Felix would DEFINITELY be a Hufflepuff. And Vanellope… I’m not too sure about her, lol. I can see her in Hufflepuff more than anything, but she might be a Gryffindor too. IDK.
There’s nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can’t see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
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